My Gran – The Nonstop Kiss Machine
Whenever granny comes to town
She does her best to hunt me down
And I know when my granny’s been
Because she’s the non-stop kiss machine
She goes kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
And she doesn’t miss.
It’s no use hiding anywhere
My granny’s lips will soon appear!
And when I think the worst is done,
She takes a breath and carries on
She goes kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
And she doesn’t miss.
It’s useless saying I feel ill,
I’ve tried it but she kisses still.
And even when my cheeks are sore,
My gran will kiss a whole lot more
She goes kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
And she doesn’t miss.